Making your boyfriend carry your little’s baskets for you because they’re too big. TSM.

Hobby Lobbae. TSM.

Your Snapchat handwriting being almost as good as your actual handwriting. TSM.

Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.

Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.

Being a key player in fraternity recruitment, simply by attending their parties. TSM.