“Just kidding. No, but really.” TSM.

Becoming attached to his cooler after painting it for so long. TSM.

Accidentally matching your big. TSM.

I like wine more than I like most people. TSM.

Just give me a glass of wine and a Pinterest board and call me the wedding planner. TSM.

Loving fireworks, because it looks like it’s raining glitter. TSM.

Your sorority teaching you more than any class ever could. TSM.

Coffee keeps me going until wine is acceptable. TSM.

Drinking the entire bottle just so you can craft with it the next day. TSM.

“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.