Letters making Zac Efron look even better. TSM.

Not getting up before noon on a Saturday unless it’s for Starbucks or a hair appointment. TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

No pants are the best kind of pants. TSM.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.

Sorority life has prepared me perfectly for the life of a princess, so whenever Prince Harry is ready…. TSM.

Screaming, “PAN LOVE” every time you meet a girl from a different chapter out at a bar. TSM.