“I’d rather take the fine than play an intramural sport.” TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.

The cashier at the craft store assuming you’re in a sorority by the sheer number of crafts you have. TSM.

Calling Tinder a “mutual friend” when someone asks how you met. TSM.

Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

My chapter gets attention from guys in real life. We don’t need to join a “Tumblr war.” TSM.

If you can’t squat, you might as well not even rush. TSM.