“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

“Hashtag byeee.” TSM.

“Running errands” at the craft store, the liquor store, and Target for Diet Coke. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.

If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.