If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.

The best place to make Panhellenic friends is in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“We should hang out sober one of these days.” TSM.

Your favorite fraternity chanting your name instead of their sweetheart’s on the way to formal. TSM.

Having two settings: sober and white girl wasted. TSTC.

You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.