Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

I can apply make up perfectly in a moving car. Where do I put that on my résumé? TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Drunk is always the theme. TSM.

Paint pens that randomly explode are the reason I have trust issues. TSM.

Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Sushi dates. TSM.

Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.

All of the “People You May Know” on Facebook being Greek. TSM.