There’s a pledge for that. TSM.

Looking at your manager blankly when she condescendingly asks “What’s more important: your job or your sorority?” TSTC.

Laughing when people say that they can’t taste the difference between diet and regular. TSM.

Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

“I have a bow for that.” TSM.

Considering Starbucks to be the 27th member of the NPC. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.