All of you your account passwords having something to do with your sorority. TSM.

Changing out of your letters and into his. TSM.

Never having to “partner up” with a stranger in class. TSM.

“I’m on this new Starbucks and wine cleanse.” TSM.

Working on his cooler during “The Bachelor” commercials. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.

Always having a Valentine, even if it’s just Moscato. TSM.

Threatening to make your little an orphan when she volunteers to be a sober sister. TSM.