“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.

Been there. Done that. Stole his t-shirt. TSM.

Dueting “Love is an Open Door” with a little girl at the domestic violence shelter. TSM.

Skipping Friday classes to rest up for Friday night. TSM.

Getting your 60-year-old accounting professor to tell stories about her wild sorority days instead of teach. TSM.