I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.

It’s all fun ands until you get your email from Standards. TSM.

No letters, no number. TSM.

Dressing up, curling your hair, and wearing perfume to go cuss out a boy. TSM.

Taking Plan B with champagne, because not getting pregnant is something to celebrate. TSM.

Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.

My money goes towards two things: dues and booze. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.