You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.

I met my little, because she was dating my boyfriend’s fraternity brother. We lasted. The boys didn’t. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.

Making your pledges do everything. TFM. Making everything for your pledges. TSM.

Losing sorority tug-of-war feels more like winning. TSM.

It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.