Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.

Freaking out when the TSM app is updated. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Wearing letters during the whole month of April because it’s college visiting month. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.

The best place to make Panhellenic friends is in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity chanting your name instead of their sweetheart’s on the way to formal. TSM.

Having two settings: sober and white girl wasted. TSTC.