The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.
The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.
Calling Tinder a “mutual friend” when someone asks how you met. TSM.
Bedazzling your hot pink beer bong. TSM.
Being a trophy girlfriend. TSM.
I will pre-game literally anything. TSTC.
Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.
The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.