Verbalizing the word “hashtag” in your daily speech. TSM.

Having one hundred ways to say “Fuck you,” without ever saying “Fuck you.” TSM.

Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.

Feeling an extra boost of confidence when your bra and panties are your sorority’s colors. TSM.

Zipping up your jacket to cover your letters before gossiping in public. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling body con. TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Not being able to function at a date function. TSM.

I’m celebrating Valenwine’s Day. TSM.

A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.