Saving up your class absences for Greek Week. TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Wearing his shack shirt in front of his new girlfriend. TSM.

Tearing up watching your little become a big. TSM.

You’re no one until you’re talked about. TSM.

If you don’t get called into standards on Monday, did you really have a good weekend? TSM.

“I’m on this new Starbucks and wine cleanse.” TSM.

Telling a guy you won’t go home with him, because you’re “too pretty to deal with whiskey dick.” TSM.

Greek week isn’t a competition. Winning is a tradition. TSM.

“It’s more like a date fucktion.” TSM.