Hannah Kearney’s post-Olympic goal being to become the world’s best homemaker. TSM.

Chasing tequila with more tequila. TSM.

Doing it for your senior speech. TSM.

Facebook stalking his mother. TSTC.

Julia Mancuso wearing a tiara while accepting her Olympic medal. TSM.

Stalking the Pinterest page of your rival sorority’s recruitment chair. TSM.

Bidding a girl in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“I haven’t blacked out like that since bid day.” TSM.