Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

CVS Will No Longer Sell Cigarettes; Thinks You’re A Shitty Person If You Smoke

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After Her University Ignored Her Rape Claim, This Columbia Student Started Carrying Her Mattress Everywhere On Campus

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The #1 Party School In The Country Is Fighting For Their Right To Party #SaveCuse

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A Post-Recruitment Survival Guide For Freshman Girls

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This Just In: Watching Exciting TV Shows Will Make You Fat

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We’ve Got A Sneak Peak Of Angelina Jolie’s Wedding Dress — And It’s Ugly As Shit

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Think You’re Ready To Get Married Soon? Well, You’re An Idiot

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You Can Now Afford To Fly On A Private Jet Like Beyoncé

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You Can Go To A Real, Live Central Perk To Celebrate the 20th Anniversary Of Friends

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According To Scientists, Our Drinking Water Is Basically Just Dinosaur Pee

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