Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

“Put Some Meat On Your Bones” — My Life With Anorexia

by Rachel Page

Kentucky Town Issues Arrest Warrant for Elsa From “Frozen” Because They’re Cold

by Stefon

Taylor Swift Bought The Domain Name ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com — For Real

by Stefon

This Montage of Chuck Bass Saying “I’m Chuck Bass” Will Instantly Give You A Lady Boner

Rachel Varina

Feb 10, 2015 0 347

Iggy Azalea Literally Got Into A Twitter Fight With Papa John’s

by Stefon

Disney To Remake “Beauty And The Beast” Starring Emma Watson, OMG

by Stefon

This Step-By-Step Guide Will Show You Just How Many Calories You Consume While Drinking And OMG It Is Horrifying

by Catie Warren

Some Schools Are Talking About “Legalizing” Sorority Parties And The Possibilities Are Literally Endless

by Stefon

I’m A Man, I Shave My Pubes, And I Think Body Hair Grooming Should Be Mandatory

by Stefon

NASA Says Glitter May Be The Key To The Secrets Of The Universe

by Stefon