Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

UCF Lambda Chi Alpha Suspended For Starting Fist Fight, Urinating All Over Lake House

by Stefon

Taylor Swift Is Being A Real Bitch, Removed All Of Her Music From Spotify

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Prepubescent Teen Boys Have The Best Day Of Their Lives When Iggy Azalea’s Pants Rip During Bar Mitzvah Performance

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33 Things We All Secretly Want To Do This Halloween

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The Sorority Girl’s Version Of “My Favorite Things”

by Jenna Crowley

T-Pain Somehow Turns “Buy U A Drank” Into A BEAUTIFUL Love Song And It Will Give You Chills

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Oct 30, 2014 1 467

German Woman Robs Store After Spraying Employees With Her Own Breast Milk

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Has Taylor Swift Completely Turned A New Leaf? Gives Interview That Doesn’t Make You Want To Kill Her

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Hot Hockey Players Dress Like “Frozen” Characters At Children’s Hospital, Ovaries Everywhere Explode

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Your Prayers Have Been Answered — Neil Patrick Harris Is Getting His Own Variety Show

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