Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

28 Signs You’re Turning Into a Female Bro

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Teen May Head To Prison For Having Simulated Oral Sex With Jesus

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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING: Pumpkin Spiced Vodka Is Now A Thing

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Carolina Panthers Player Dyes Hair Pink To Honor His Mother’s Lost Battle To Breast Cancer

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College In New York Now Offers Four-Year Minor In Brewing Beer

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This Dude Drinks 14 Bottles Of Wine A Day And Is Our New Hero

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Disney Unleashes Mac And Cheese Bread Cones And We Have The Recipe

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These Are (Un)Officially The 50 Best Musicals Of All Time

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Brace Yourself: There Is Now A Baby Björn For Wine Glasses

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Douchiest Guy Alive Tries To Pick Up Girls On Tinder With Picture Of His Bank Account Balance

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