Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM [email protected]

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

Think You’re Ready To Get Married Soon? Well, You’re An Idiot

by Stefon

Why Your Summer Fling Will Absolutely Not Be Your Boyfriend This Semester

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You Can Now Afford To Fly On A Private Jet Like Beyoncé

by Stefon

You Can Go To A Real, Live Central Perk To Celebrate the 20th Anniversary Of Friends

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23 Amazing Things Only Seniors Can Do

by Hakuna Moscato

If Recruitment Had A Facebook Wall

by Veronica Ruckh

According To Scientists, Our Drinking Water Is Basically Just Dinosaur Pee

by Stefon

Syracuse University Shuts Down Top Party Location At #1 Party School In America

by Stefon

The 7 Cringe-Worthy Commercials That Make You Hate Watching TV

by Rachel Varina