Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

19 Times Chris Pratt Melted our Hearts

by Stefon

This New Nail Polish Could Save Your Life: Detects Date Rape Drugs And Keeps Creeps Away

by Rachel Varina

Recruitment Counselor problems. TSM.

Lokim

Aug 25, 2014 0 392

Here’s A Toast To The Bad Bitches (The Ladies Who Keep Us In Check)

by Stefon

The All Time Best Breakup Anthems For Getting The F Over Him

by Stefon

34 Dream Jobs I’d Drop Out Of College For

by Hakuna Moscato

Last Minute Tips For The Most Perfect Senior Pref Night Speech

by Stefon

Pentatonix Covers “Problem” by Ariana Grande and Absolutely Kills It

Stefon

Aug 20, 2014 0 436

A “Hunger Games” Theme Park Is Happening, And We Volunteer As Tribute–To Be First In Line

by Stefon

Chris Pratt Dominates The Ice Bucket Challenge By (Smirnoff) Icing Himself

by Lucky Jo