Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

If Your Liquor Bottles Had Brutally Realistic Captions

by Rachel Page

Hilariously Innovative German Schoolboy Attempts To Drain Pond After Dropping Phone In Water

by Stefon

J.K. Rowling Sends Personal Letter To Young Gun Violence Victim, Shows The True Magic Of “Harry Potter”

by Stefon

Woman Posts Picture Of Stolen Dress On Facebook, Gets Instant Comeuppance

by Stefon

Introducing “ManServants,” Hunks For Hire Who Aren’t Strippers

by Stefon

What If Sorority Porn Was Actually Like Sorority Life?

by Stefon

The Princeton Review’s Top 20 Party Schools Is Finally Here!

by Veronica Ruckh

A Timeline Of Hating Yourself While Eating Chipotle

by Stefon

A Vibrating Necklace Now Exists–And Yes, It’s THAT Kind Of Vibrator

by Stefon

A Love Letter To That Restaurant Where Everyone Drunchies

by Stefon