New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back.
Bow down betches.
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I would have thought so as well, but then you have to remember that these are schools populated by the children of Greenwich/Bedford Billionaires who’ve been in private school their entire life and are pretty much fast-tracked to go to these tiny, northeastern liberal arts colleges. Like, money so old, Moses was their investment planner.
Where the fuck is Downingtown?
I’m already famous.
You’re an inspiration to us all. Is anyone else hungry?
I don’t care how you spell it, my nipples get hard whenever someone says I’m right. Thanks betch.
If they don’t cast my girl Idina as Elphaba, I will straight up go “Eleka nahmen nahmen ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen” on their asses.
#NoGoodDeed
If y’all think THIS is blasphemous, you guys should DEFINITELY not read “The Gospel According to Stefon”, coming soon to a fierce place near you.
What about my favorite holiday, Bitchmas?
Well SORRY for wanting to show you my new ring.
I’m always NIFOC. Especially on TSM.
That took more effort than most relationships.
I would have thought so as well, but then you have to remember that these are schools populated by the children of Greenwich/Bedford Billionaires who’ve been in private school their entire life and are pretty much fast-tracked to go to these tiny, northeastern liberal arts colleges. Like, money so old, Moses was their investment planner.
I think I’ve actually done it in houses of worship more than I’ve done it in a bed.
However, I’ve still done it in nightclub bathrooms more than both of those combined.
Can I spend every Halloween with you forever?
This is my nightmare and I’m not even a woman.
Not to mention the faces are blurred out too. Bye, Felicia.
I wanna see your boyfriend in a tux. Hot DAMN.
I’ve never drank one, and God help me, I hope to never have to.
Ironically, Lindsay Lohan is greeted with a reception like this every time she enters or leaves prison, nowadays.
“lol” please go away and never come back you awful, awful human being. “Lol”