Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

Life Will Never Be The Same After Watching These Guys Dance To “Anaconda” And Absolutely SLAY IT

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Why It’s Great To Have A Big Booty (The Curvy Girl’s Anthem)

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Someone Created Vodka That Won’t Give You A Hangover And We Want To Nominate Him For Sainthood

by Rachel Varina

Canadian Girl Sues Her Boyfriend For Causing Her To Fail A Class

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French Guy Goes To Jail For Texting His Girlfriend Over 21,000 Times

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Indian Court Grants Man Divorce Because His Wife Wants Too Much Sex

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Local Grandma Starts Kickstarter to Quilt Giant Dicks

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How To Properly Celebrate Beyonce’s 33rd Birthday

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CVS Will No Longer Sell Cigarettes; Thinks You’re A Shitty Person If You Smoke

by Stefon