Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.

Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.

Behind every great girl is a great gay. TSM.

Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.

Crafting a monopoly board of your school’s Greek system to use at pregames. TSM.

Feeling accomplished when your mother starts complimenting your cooking. TSM.

Your phone auto-correcting “monogamy” to “monograms,” because only one of those things is relevant to your life. TSM.

Planning “TSM breaks” into your studying. TSM.

Hooking up with the t-shirt chair of a fraternity because, well, he’s the t-shirt chair. Duh. TSM.

Successfully tricking the whole new pledge class into believing they didn’t get their number one big. TSM.