Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.
Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.
Getting a fraternity’s event shirt before its pledges do. TSM.
Behind every great girl is a great gay. TSM.
Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.
Crafting a monopoly board of your school’s Greek system to use at pregames. TSM.
Feeling accomplished when your mother starts complimenting your cooking. TSM.
Your phone auto-correcting “monogamy” to “monograms,” because only one of those things is relevant to your life. TSM.
Planning “TSM breaks” into your studying. TSM.
Hooking up with the t-shirt chair of a fraternity because, well, he’s the t-shirt chair. Duh. TSM.
Successfully tricking the whole new pledge class into believing they didn’t get their number one big. TSM.