It’s not resting bitch face. It’s a bonafide dirty look. TSM.
It’s not resting bitch face. It’s a bonafide dirty look. TSM.
Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.
I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.
“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.
Inviting your slampiece over to hook up, but not before he gives you the notes for the class you skipped for brunch. TSM.
Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.
Sewing your boyfriend’s pants button back on after you aggressively rip it off. TSM.
“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.