I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

Being more stressed out about a meeting with standards than an exam. TSM.

Pregaming asking him to formal. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Your only excuse being “We were at the beach” when your mom asks why you drunkenly called her mid-day. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.