Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.
Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.
Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.
Saw frathubby cry for the 1st time today. I told him we’re officially having a little Sig Pi legacy. It’s a boy! TSM.
Jennifer Aniston being totally disgusted by Ben Affleck’s cargo pants in He’s Just Not That into You. TSM.
I just want you to text me so I can ignore you. TSM.
It’s cute how PNMs don’t realize we’re stalking them right now. TSM.
McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.
“Facebook stalk this guy and tell me what you think.” TSM.
“Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry. TSM.
I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.