Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.
Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.
“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.
Meeting someone that you’ve already Facebook creeped on and pretending not to know anything about them. TSM.
Knowing it’s going to be a good story when it starts off with “So this BITCH…” TSM.
The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You’re welcome. TSM.
Getting confused on Facebook because all your sisters have the same default before a philanthropy event. TSM.
I want to see him just so he can see that I’m ignoring him. TSM.
Well that was a waste of an outfit. TSM.
I looked hot today. He missed out. TSM.
Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.