Preparation for formal starting several days before the event. TSM.
Preparation for formal starting several days before the event. TSM.
Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.
My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.
“I think it only counts if you care about the person, so my number’s like zero.” TSM.
Your roommate making other sleeping arrangements when you have a mixer with your favorite fraternity. TSM.
Getting annoyed when your shack shirt isn’t comfort colors. TSM.
Legend in the eyes of your sisters, liability in the eyes of standards. TSM.
Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.
Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.