When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.

“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.