Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.
Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.
A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
Shacking at a frat house and sending a mass text to your sorority sisters to see who else is there so you can walk home together. TSM.
The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.
I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.
I was drunk and he was wearing Brooks Brothers… TSM.
Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.
If you’re shorter than me, don’t talk to me. TSM.
You had me at “Law School”. TSM.