Using the university police escorts as free cab rides. TSTC.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.

Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Planning your Instagram posts in advance. TSM.

I wish her a long life with a small ring. TSM.