TakeALap (Big)

Member Since 08/22/2011

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on University of Alabama

    WHAT A BUNCH OF UGLY FUCKING WHORES. YOU SHOULDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK OR SO, AND THEN GET SURGERY ON YOUR FACES TRAILER TRASH SLUTS

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on Berkeley

    If you want to be stuck with a horse faced monster for the rest of your life

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on university of houston

    Okay seriously. Lilly is not hot to guys. You look like you’re fucking 85. Put on a hot and sexy cocktail dress god dammit. Do you wear depends under your dress too?

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on 5 Not-So-Subtle "Kiss Me" Moves

    Cut the bullshit. If you want a kiss, grab my face, and I will put my tongue down your throat. Paint me a cooler, open my pants & suck my wiener, and make me a damn sandwich every once in a while. Is that too much to fucking ask?

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on California State University Fresno

    Nothing screams sexy like a big phi moo in a grandma print hat. I don’t know why girls think Lilly is so fucking great, because you look like you’re 85 years old.

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on Georgia Tech

    ^ I’m sure you did a great job sitting there doing nothing as your twat bled. Seriously… I’ve found more use in my appendix than you’ve done for our military, dumb fucker.

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on Georgia Tech

    ^^ I’m sorry you don’t know the difference between “than,” and “then.” I don’t care if you spent time in the Marines. I respect my veterans to the fullest, but let’s be honest… women soldiers are a complete fucking joke. I hope you don’t try to pick up dudes with your disgusting military talk, because it’s fucking gross. Wash your twat out, and become a real woman… not a fucking butch.

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  • TakeALap 12 years ago on Georgia Tech

    Yeah, okay. Go ahead and get in bed with a straight dude. There’s man time, and there’s woman time. Man time includes hunting, fishing, and golfing. If you want a female who thinks she does all of those, but really sucks at all of those, then be my guest. Have zero man time. Buy her an F-350 while you’re at it, and make sure to put the pink Browning deer on the back so she can let everyone on the fucking road know that she hunts like a man.

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