no matter what ball I have, sometimes I still drink too many, hit the dog shit out of it, and it goes in the woods. So what ball I use really doesnt matter. Just a moment of honesty.
We don’t have to clean the sheets, you can cook better breakfast in your own kitchen, we don’t have to have that awkward “you’re hanging out a little too long” moment, and you can clean yourself up giving us the “she’s actually cute in the morning” rather than “I hope she was hot at the time” feeling before we wake up… not to mention a clean shower, and browsing next weekend’s talent on the way out to our pledge ride… I can’t say I’ve ever felt much shame on the way out of a sorority house in the morning. It’s almost preferable.
I like y’all girls, you know how to treat men. If you got a mean sandwich and bj game, a great gym schedule, and humility, trust me, you’ll be marrying men far more prestigious than the silver spoon, bleach blonde, fake tan, trying too hard women. And you’ll deserve it.
Girls that are the “bro-ey bitch” usually end up srat rats… Seems like every semester theres about 4 or 5 of the bro-ey girls that just end up being a free ride to pound town at 3 A.M. They call in platonic at first, but they end up being passed around then next semester they disappear… not to be negative, but I’ve seen it happen plenty of times
wheres the rest of it? is that whole whole setup? great ideas though, my fraternity brothers always flock to the tailgates with the fruit platters, flower arrangements, and lettuce wraps. You ladies know how to make us happy
actually smartwater or fiji is a lot better than the shit that comes out of the tap… there’s definitely bad water in college towns, better safe than sorry so yeah, it should come out of a bottle
no matter what ball I have, sometimes I still drink too many, hit the dog shit out of it, and it goes in the woods. So what ball I use really doesnt matter. Just a moment of honesty.
I was going to question her lack of interest in attending church, then I realized who the author is and realized it was pointless.
cookie dough filling… you crazy sorostitute, I just might fuckin love you.
We don’t have to clean the sheets, you can cook better breakfast in your own kitchen, we don’t have to have that awkward “you’re hanging out a little too long” moment, and you can clean yourself up giving us the “she’s actually cute in the morning” rather than “I hope she was hot at the time” feeling before we wake up… not to mention a clean shower, and browsing next weekend’s talent on the way out to our pledge ride… I can’t say I’ve ever felt much shame on the way out of a sorority house in the morning. It’s almost preferable.
good call… how did i never think of that? damn.
Dirty laundry? Clean it up!
I like y’all girls, you know how to treat men. If you got a mean sandwich and bj game, a great gym schedule, and humility, trust me, you’ll be marrying men far more prestigious than the silver spoon, bleach blonde, fake tan, trying too hard women. And you’ll deserve it.
Girls that are the “bro-ey bitch” usually end up srat rats… Seems like every semester theres about 4 or 5 of the bro-ey girls that just end up being a free ride to pound town at 3 A.M. They call in platonic at first, but they end up being passed around then next semester they disappear… not to be negative, but I’ve seen it happen plenty of times
Get her!
Then it sounds like you’re not over it, sweetheart.
wheres the rest of it? is that whole whole setup? great ideas though, my fraternity brothers always flock to the tailgates with the fruit platters, flower arrangements, and lettuce wraps. You ladies know how to make us happy
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All I see here is two incredibly undersized racks
Made it to 48 seconds before I couldn’t take it anymore… new record bitches
natural selection.
you’re pathetic.
am i supposed to act like its my fault shes a gremlin? no.
actually smartwater or fiji is a lot better than the shit that comes out of the tap… there’s definitely bad water in college towns, better safe than sorry so yeah, it should come out of a bottle
That skrillex was some of the most unsanctimonius, dirty, nasty, bad fucking ass things I’ve heard. thank you.
well played.