^you know they’re both full of shit about their bra size… they’re probably both b-cups that wear push up bras and are really insecure and jealous about it.
shit, her 17 year old pregnant daughter should have swallowed too. Any man with a brain woulda seen her mom, knwn what she’s gonna end up like, and run like hell
They need to be arrested for crimes against America. Just generally. I mean, they’re free to do what the hell they want, but lord I’d love to punch her momma right in the mouth.
Hot piece, sweetheart, I can’t be specific, because I dont want to take the time, but take what you’re doing, and make it a whole lot better than what it is… do you kind of follow? I respect that you’re trying, but just make everything you do suck significantly less. I want to like you and get entertainment out of what you write, I really do, and I understand you dont need my approval, but I want it for you. So just… take a little more time, edit, think, be different, and let us know every now and then that you’re as capable as the men in your workplace, you’re well spoken, classy, witty, and entertaining. Hope the best.
If only she was actually attractive and not some vindictive post sorority pity that wants to relive the days that something about her life was actually relevant to anyone else… but I’ll leave the responsibility of finding an actual legitimate purpose in life to her. I assume she thinks she’ll be making a passable wage at TFM until she’s 40 and changes her username to housemomTSM. Hope the best.
If I’m still awake, and I have me a sandwich and are just chillin in bed maybe with the tv on, I’ll definitely let her cuddle around my waist… in my experience, it takes barely any effort to turn that into a solid sex/sandwich/bj combo… and thats even better. But I agree, when I’m done, I’m done, and dont fuck with my side of the bed. You may be hot, but you’re also literally hot… and sweaty.
wasn’t that the one with the roots?
I don’t want to be negative about an American Olympian, but Ryan Lochte is very literally straight up mentally retarded.
Hitler.
^^ Smell that hot skillet? You just got Bacon’d son.
That is literally, word for word, exactly how I imagine justin beiber talks in his day to day life
yeah that’s like Lauren Tannehill and Lauren Tannehill’s husband. I think the dude plays football. Lord Lauren Tannehill is fucking hot
nose rings are bad.
Bold move, hot piece. I like your style.
^you know they’re both full of shit about their bra size… they’re probably both b-cups that wear push up bras and are really insecure and jealous about it.
^^probably pretty fat.
and apparently only. Great article Pearls.
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shit, her 17 year old pregnant daughter should have swallowed too. Any man with a brain woulda seen her mom, knwn what she’s gonna end up like, and run like hell
They need to be arrested for crimes against America. Just generally. I mean, they’re free to do what the hell they want, but lord I’d love to punch her momma right in the mouth.
Hot piece, sweetheart, I can’t be specific, because I dont want to take the time, but take what you’re doing, and make it a whole lot better than what it is… do you kind of follow? I respect that you’re trying, but just make everything you do suck significantly less. I want to like you and get entertainment out of what you write, I really do, and I understand you dont need my approval, but I want it for you. So just… take a little more time, edit, think, be different, and let us know every now and then that you’re as capable as the men in your workplace, you’re well spoken, classy, witty, and entertaining. Hope the best.
If only she was actually attractive and not some vindictive post sorority pity that wants to relive the days that something about her life was actually relevant to anyone else… but I’ll leave the responsibility of finding an actual legitimate purpose in life to her. I assume she thinks she’ll be making a passable wage at TFM until she’s 40 and changes her username to housemomTSM. Hope the best.
oh snap.
I’m still a big fan of “mondays”
It should be re-worded, “How can I horrify my man and lead him to never sleep with me again and openly make fun of me in front of my friends?”
If I’m still awake, and I have me a sandwich and are just chillin in bed maybe with the tv on, I’ll definitely let her cuddle around my waist… in my experience, it takes barely any effort to turn that into a solid sex/sandwich/bj combo… and thats even better. But I agree, when I’m done, I’m done, and dont fuck with my side of the bed. You may be hot, but you’re also literally hot… and sweaty.