“On a scale of 1 to that video of me dancing on top of a bar, how drunk were you?” TSM.

Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

Using Pinterest as your go-to search engine. TSM.

Telling people your sorority before your major. TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Feeling famous cause someone you don’t even know hates your guts. TSM.

Knowing you made bad decisions last night, but not caring enough to find out what happened. TSTC.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.