“I’m using him for his formal.” TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Looking hotter at Sunday meeting than most people do out on Saturday night. TSM.

Shopping for the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.