^ “Pearls Hilton is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. Aside from planning her future wedding to J Parks (#prayforparks) Pearls spends her time at thrice a week court ordered therapy sessions. She is self described as “the greatest facebook stalker of all time” to the point where the CIA has offered her several executive-level positions. Her favorite activity is to ruin the life/mental health of every guy that ever wronged her. While some would say that Pearls is an alcoholic psychopath, she’s really just a girl who likes to have fun (unless you cross her, in which case head straight for the border). ”
BOOM.
RFM.
Pearls let’s be real, you and I both know I’m just gonna finish in the backdoor. #PrayForParks.
Wait, are you back?
I don’t think that’s it.
I now feel special knowing how often you retweet me Pearls, we’re always friends. #PrayForParks
^
She still is ..
You don’t really understand #PrayForParks and you’re over doing it lately so just cool your jets, you’re killing the joke.
^He really wants anal pearls.
Pearls, when are you going to start using the bio I wrote for you?
A bl@ck man cheating on his pregnant girlfriend, that’s got to be a first.
^ “Pearls Hilton is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. Aside from planning her future wedding to J Parks (#prayforparks) Pearls spends her time at thrice a week court ordered therapy sessions. She is self described as “the greatest facebook stalker of all time” to the point where the CIA has offered her several executive-level positions. Her favorite activity is to ruin the life/mental health of every guy that ever wronged her. While some would say that Pearls is an alcoholic psychopath, she’s really just a girl who likes to have fun (unless you cross her, in which case head straight for the border). ”
BOOM.
Fuck the Bieber.
Do you expect me to actually put one on every time?
Too*
Pray for Parks
I would pee.
Thong*
^
That opening line was hilarious Pearls, well done.