“I’d rather make memories than the Dean’s list.” TSTC.

Waking up wearing nothing but pearls. TSM.

Continuing to learn about things you did that one drunken night months later. TSM.

Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

The awkward moment when a GDI asks what a GDI is. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.