Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

No Tramp Stamp. TSM.

Dear standards,
sorry for partying. TSM.

Don’t expect me to get on my knees unless I can clearly see yours. TSM.

Wait… drinks cost money at the bar? TSM.