Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.
Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.
Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.
“She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” TSM.
“You’re the friend I sin with.” TSTC.
The only snap story you really watch being your own. TSM.
The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.
Every guy in your favorite fraternity assuming you’re going to their formal before you’re even asked. TSM.
I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.
I’ve never met a man I couldn’t find on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. TSM.