Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

There’s an abbreviation for that. TSM.

Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.

Judging a guy by his shoes. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.

Losing your virginity twice. TSTC.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.