Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.

“No makeup” for ritual just translating to “no contouring.” TSTC.

Refusing to play his snapchat story. TSM.

Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.