Unexpectedly meeting your sister halfway through a walk of shame. TSM.

Only texting in group messages. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity adding you to their summer rush group on Facebook. TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

Crazy enough to be his girlfriend. Classy enough to be his wife. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

Having a social with one fraternity, but waking up in a different fraternity’s house. TSTC.

Only dating GDIs if they’re athletes. TSM.