Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.