My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.

“ON YOUR KNEES, PLEDGE.” TFM. “…for a family lineage picture.” TSM.

“Can we go to Starbucks first?” TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

Tequila is worth the regrets. TSM.

Being a recruitment rock star. TSM.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.

“What? Do you think they’re going to tell me I can’t go to my last formal? Doubt it.” TSM.